Talk to the head coz the bust aint listening!
Hello land lubbers, I'm very glad to be back on dry land, unfortunately the earth is still moving for me. I'd like to say a big hello to my new Oriana friends and just to forewarn that if you are of a fragile or PC nature, that this newsletter is a special issue by popular demand. We will be back to our more serious selves next month.

You guys on the Oriana loved this bit. If I had a pound for every time someone complimented me on my necklace I'd be a very rich woman. By popular demand I've included it in this newsletter for anyone who missed it. Read on........
It's official I'm the Flirting endorsee of Impulses fabulous new body spray. Look out for next weeks PR.......
Read how one Guardian Journalist reflected on his own breast etiquette after an interview. More......
I hope you enjoy this months tongue in cheek effort, thanks for all your great feedback. 
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